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A bad day fishing is better than a good day working
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

Cleanliness is next to impossible
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
Don't force it...get a larger hammer
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 30 - 12.00
4 x 36 - 13.00
Dust is a country collectible
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00

Dusting test in progress...do not disturb samples
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00


Everything will be alright...just put on a little lipstick
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 -12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00


Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00


Help wanted...everyone in the house qualifies
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

Housework is a family affair
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
I ate my willpower
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2 x 15 - 9.00
3 x 20 - 10.00
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00


I know it's in my head somewhere, I just can't find it
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00


I'm so far behind I thought I was first
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00


If at first you don't succeed, try not to be surprised!
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00


If it ain't broke keep fixing it 'til it is
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00

If no one answers, do it yourself
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00

It doesn't always look like this, some days it's even worse
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

It's the maid's day off!
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

My wife and I always hold hands.  If I let go, she shops.
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

No one gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

Our guests make us happy, some in coming, some in going
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

Please don't feed the dust bunnies
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00

Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

Real men do housework
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00

Show me a house that is excruciatingly clean and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it
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2 x 36 - 11.00
3 x 48 - 14.00

This home is protected by a coat of dust
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00


True love leads to housework
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 30 - 13.00

We get along in our R.V. 'cuz we don't have room to disagree
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2 x 30 - 11.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

Welcome to our zoo!
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00

When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes
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2 x 30 - 11.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

Who are these children and why are they calling me Mom?
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2 x 30 - 11.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00

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